Russia

Russia, officially the Russian Federation, is a Slavic country in both Eastern Europe, and Northern Central and East Asia. His clay borders the Arctic Ocean to the North,Azerbaijan, China,Georgia, Kazakhstan, Mongolia, and North Korea to the South, the Pacific ocean and just off the coast of Alaska to the East, and Belarus, Estonia, Finland, Latvia, Ukraine, and Norway to the East. The country is divided into 85 federal subjects, including his capital Moscow which acts as one of the federal cities including [Saint Petersburg]] and disputably Sevastopol though Ukraine may also claim it, giving him a total area of 6,601,670 square miles (Without Crimea), making him the largest country in the world, even larger than Pluto. After his father, Soviet Union died (still a Soviet by with a different color) and all of his siblings separated, Russia took the matter into his own hands and created many Eastern-based organizations to counter against the Western world, such as CIS, CSTO, and Eurasian Union. Russia also has a supranational union with his sister Belarus, and has a permanent seat in the UN security council.

There is a reason for Russia having lost pride in itself and could not manage a single second without vodka. He used to be a world-spanning empire that scared even USA. What makes it different from the previous collapse of superpowers like SPQR into Italy was that Soviet Union possessed so many nukes he could EXTERMINATUS the entire Planet many times over. However, from this background of chaos and Mafias of the 1990s rose a KGB agent named Vladimir Putin who promised to make Russia a great power once again, negotiating alliances with an old friend China. Though he was controversial as well for removing Gays and Kebab from Russian premises, which earned him the ire of that Sissies Club. But, thanks to his efforts, now Russia is returning to his former greatness, which was lost after the death of the USSR.

His national day is December 25.